Re: prince humour - i'm sure this has been posted before but anayway........

Date: Sun, 26 Jan 2003 16:05:00 -0000
Newsgroups: alt.music.prince
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A Day in the Life of O(+>
by ?, forwarded to ripop
Many of U probably wonder what the man does every day. He's just human
like U and me, right? Below is a schedule of TAFKAP's day, sold 2 me of
course by a disgruntled employee who remains nameless (hint: Its Tony M.).
6:00-7:00
Wakes up and records album full of music.
7:00-8:00
Frees poor, mistreated cows from their cruel Minnesota farmer owners.
8:00-8:05
Eats small bowl of Captain Crunch (w/soy milk)
8:05-10:00
Takes shower and changes into first outfit of the day.
Records his singing in the shower 4 later release.
10:00-12:00
Wakes up his beloved Mayte. Has Mayte belly dance 4 him 4 "inspiration".
12:00-1:00
After inspirational belly dance, must shower and change clothes again.
1:00-1:05
Berates his maids, Diamond and Pearl, 4 their poor housekeeping.
1:05-2:00
Goes 2 MacDonald's with Mayte. Orders soy burger.
Says "hi" to assistant manager, Tony M.
2:00-3:00
MacDonald's makes him feel grungy. Changes clothes.
3:00-6:00
Mayte can't get him off the damn AOL. He uses screen name "Smurf2000".
6:00-7:00
His head chef, Dez Dickerson, makes a scrumptious Crunchberry Souffle.
7:00-8:00
Changes clothes, prepares 2 either give a surprise concert at
the local Chuck E. Cheese or go 2 a Knicks game w/ Spike, whom the
man calls "grasshopper".
8:00-11:00
Does his thang!!!!
11:00-12:00
Calls ex-employees. Laughs hysterically and hangs up.
12:00-1:00
Changes into purple robe and bedroom slippers w/2 inch heels.
Shows Mayte the crown jewels.
1:00-2:30
Calls the band and asks them 2 come over 4 jam session.
2:30-3:00
Sleeps.
3:00-5:00
Runs 2 fridge 4 late night snack (1 piece of lettuce).
Records album of new material. Shoots hoops and makes 17 free
throws in a row.
5:00-6:00
Sleeps. Dreams he's Michael Jackson. Shrieks until Mayte
consoles him with belly dance.