Harry Potter Jokes - Spider Tricks

Date: Tue, 8 Jul 2003 13:47:05 +0100
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Spider Tricks
Hagrid walks into a bar with a small tin. He places it on the bar and opens it in front of the barman. Inside is a spider.
"Watch this” says Hagrid.
He takes the spider out, places it on the bar and says "Spider, dance." and the spider dances.
"Spider turn in a circle." The spider turns in a circle.
”Spider jump up and down." The spider jumps up and down.
”Amazing” says the barman, “But, watch this.”
The barman then pulls all the legs off the spider. "Now get it to do tricks."
Hagrid says "Spider dance". It doesn't move.
"Spider turn around". It doesn't move.
"Spider jump". Again it doesn't move.
"See," says the barman, "Pull the legs off a spider and it goes deaf."