Re: NEWS: Family Values.

Date: Sat, 07 Jun 2003 19:13:45 GMT
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On Sat, 07 Jun 2003 10:26:59 -0700, "-=Be4U=-" <email-address-deleted>
wrote:
>bronxelf <email-address-deleted> delighted us to
>no end by taking a lime green crayon and scribbling in
>news:email-address-deleted:
>
>> On Fri, 06 Jun 2003 23:23:33 -0700, "-=Be4U=-"
>> <email-address-deleted> wrote:
>>
>>>bronxelf <email-address-deleted> delighted us to
>>>no end by taking a lime green crayon and scribbling in
>>>news:email-address-deleted:
>>>
>Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! No problems! I won't allow it!!!
Oh this one is stellar. Ping me for details.
>If you can pull of what you did this last semester (carrying all
>those units), I have faith you can pull off a spectacular wedding
>in less than 7 weeks, and God help the person you stands in your
>way.
>
>OK, unless it's Mike. In which case, I'm sure any *number* of
>eligible AHM batchelors would be thrilled to replace him.
>
It's not Mike. Or shall I say, it isn't Mike, *yet*.
>btw...how's your aim? I'm wondering if I could catch the bouquet
>from 3,000 miles away?
Won't matter, as I'm not throwing one. I always thought it was
degrading to herd all the "single" girls into the center of the room
like cattle and then watch them go nuts trying to catch this thing to
symbolize "a mayyan". Screw that. There will be no bouquet throwing
or garter throwing. There will also be no macarena, chicken dance,
hokey pokey, electric slide, any country line dance or any other
asinine thing that people do at weddings under the guise of "it's a
wedding!"
And the *very* first song that will be played, before ANYTHING is Dead
Man's Party by Oingo Boingo. Because it's just not a party until
someone plays Boingo.
elf.