Re: Senate majority leader endorses gay marriage ban

Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 12:13:06 -0400
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"M1ahearn" <email-address-deleted> wrote in message
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> There are no computers in the bible, either. There is also no
baseball
> but I'm sure that's just an oversight.
>
sure there is. First sentence of the Bible: "In the Big Inning..."
a gospel song, by (I think) Sister Winona Carr:
Life is a ballgame
Bein' played each day
Life is a ballgame
Everybody can play
Jesus is standin' at home plate
Waitin' for you there
Life is a ballgame, but
You've got to play it fair.
1st base is temptation,
The 2nd base is sin
Third base tribulation
If you pass you can make it in
Ol' man Solomon is the umpire
And Satan is pitchin the game
He'll do his best to strike you out
Keep playin' just the same.
Daniel was the first to bat
You know he prayed three times a day
When Satan threw him a fast ball
You know he hit it anyway
Job came in the next inning
Satan struck him in every way,
But job he hit a home run
And came on in that day.
and so on....