PHISH-WOMEN Digest - 13 May 2003 to 14 May 2003 - Special issue(#2003-379)

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Topics in this special issue: 1. pimp juice 2. so, uh, yeah... 3. Happy Hump day! 4. Pimp Juice and other musings on a Hump Day... 5. overseas travel?? (2) 6. T. Chong in the news 7. Yoo Hoo Digest...where are you??? (2) 8. irratating
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Date: Wed, 14 May 2003 08:40:35 -0400
From: Jennifer Haselden <email-address-deleted>
Subject: pimp juice
"Pimp juice" is a nelly song, that I actually like. I don't listen to a
lot of radio except NPR or now a new radio morning show in Atlanta that
has a HUGE deadhead as one of the hosts. But one day I caught the "pimp
juice" video on mtv while I was searching for "battle of the sexes"
reruns (my guilty pleasure) and actually enjoyed it. gasp. I don't
know why, but nelly just cracks my shiznat right up.
Anyway, I haven't been able to get the freakin' song out of my head.
Oh, and I actually got the lyric wrong before. It's: "you ain't from
Russia girl, so why you rushin'." Or something like that. Ok, that makes
a little more since.
For your reading enjoyment I am attaching the lyrics of "pimp juice."
and actually there is a good beat. One of my favorite lines is about
the ladies having pimp juice too.
Pimp juice.............i think I need to let it loose.
Atlanta jenny
[Intro]
One pound for the hoe, that's all we need baby
Just one for the hoes.. c'mon
[Chorus]
Pimp juice - oooooooooh-ooooooooh-hoooooooo
I think I need to let it loose (might think I need to let it loose)
Let her loose, let her loooooose
She only want me for my pimp juice (that's all she want me for f'real)
Not my pimp juice, I'm talkin new pimp juice
I think I need to cut her loose (it's time for homegirl to recognize)
Yes I do, yes I doooooo-hoooo
[Nelly]
I'm in that, seventy-four, Coupe DeVille
With the, power seats, leather, wood on my wheel
One-touch sunroof BUT leave it alone
Hoes see it can't believe it - "It's goin back on it's own"
Oooooooooooooooh, shit, that's how we do it baby
"Every day like this?" Seven dayy-ayyys
.. I tell you three-sixty-five
Winter spring and fall, in the summer we ride
You actin like you never seen it befo'
Like them country boys ain't got no dough
Bitch please - GET OUT - but don't you slam that do'
DUST YOUR SHOES OFF - befo' you touch that flo'
Cause you wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You really wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You're in a hurry - SLOW DOWN - and I might letcha touch it
You ain't from Russia, so bitch why you Russian?
[Chorus w/ minor variations]
[Nelly]
Now I'm - clean as a whistle (yeah) sharp as a razor (uh-huh)
In anythang from Timberland to Gaines
Now listen - I play the haters (ooh) like they should be played
And uhh - I love the ladies (ooh) like they should get laid
That's why I - I got my fade everybody had braids
And now they - switch to fades and I'm thinkin 'bout braids
Just an example of hoochieless jackin
If we were hoopin, I'd be yellin "They hackin"
I see you momma, in my Dolce Gabbana
Gucci and Prada baby I gotta lotta
The lucciana ain't a problem for poppa
That's all you want then baby girl I'ma holla
Cause you wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You really wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You're in a hurry - SLOW DOWN - I don't like how you actin
Treat you like you're from Milwaukee, send you Green Bay Packin
[Chorus w/ minor variations]
(I think I just..
need to take this time and explain to 'em exactly..
what the pimp juice is)
[Chorus]
Uh, hear me out now
Now your pimp juice is anything, attract the opposite sex
It could be money, fame, or straight intellect
It don't MATTER! Bitches got the pimp juice too
Come to think about it - dirty, they got more than we do
They got mo' - juice in they talk, got mo' juice in they walk
They got mo' - juice in they veins, OOH GOD DAMN!
I tell you man it's a cryin shame..
.. how people use, the juice in vein - you hear me mayne
Pimp juice is color blind
You find it work on all color creeds and kinds
From ages 50 right down to 9
The Mayor of Nellyville and I won't resign, watch me recline
Cause you wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You really wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You're in a hurry - SLOW DOWN - bitch I got all night
Matter fact, stand on my left boo - I know you ain't right
[Chorus w/ minor variations]
[ad libs to end]
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Date: Wed, 14 May 2003 06:53:22 -0700
From: quirkymoonbeam <email-address-deleted>
Subject: so, uh, yeah... i love phish and trey and mike and jon and page. i
love how people come crawling out of the woodwork,
dropping you e-mail to see if they can stay at your
place or if you are going to the show, or if you want
to get together, people you've never met or maybe have
only corresponded with a few times but still there was
some kind of connection. i love the phunky bitches
for this. and i thank phish for them. so when you say you've *met* one of the boys, does
just shaking their hand and saying 'pleased to meet
you' or whatever, does that count as 'meeting' them.
i mean, when i think of meeting someone its usually
they find out your name and vice versa, not just
shaking some celebrities hand. i dunno. but fishman
and i have actually been formally introduced a couple
of years ago. and there was something about the way we
exchanged a laugh and a smile about his cute little
girlie the other night that made me think maybe he
remembered me. but i'm not sure. and i mostly doubt
it. and who cares. i mean really. ya know?! so....my car is in the shop. yuck. i've been
thinking its been a little sluggish in its starting
for the past week or so. it still starts right up on
the first try, no trouble turning over or anything,
but just something, some 'slowness' to the way it
sounds starting. so yesterday when i left work, it
almost didn't start at all...super slloooowww..and i
had to put the pedal to the metal, and it started.
and then i saw it, that evil "check engine" light was
on. bleh. i know some cars, those lights come on all
the time and mean nothing. i had an old car before
this one where it was always on, and i worried if it
went off. but this car is pretty reliable with its
lights and this worried me. so off to the garage i
went, left it there, walked home, got a ride to work
today. so please send good vibes because i have NO
MONEY!! these guys are saints though. i'm so
pathetic, every time they work on my car i have to
say, i can pay you some now, the rest in 2 weeks, and
they always say fine. so god bless these dudes. but
please pray it isn't super expensive. i'm scared. and now that i've gotten to work late already and
haven't even had a cup of coffee yet, i must get to
it.
but thanks for the words of wisdom from ya'll about my
nephew. its not really my problem. and i haven't
even heard from my sister yet so i don't want to butt
in until she calls me and shares with me, since it was
all second hand from my mom. so i'm just sitting here
1000 miles away from them, worried. argh. a lot of stress and anxiety right now, but for my
own personal little lot, aside from the car, things
are good. the day before mother's day, my son called
and we talked for an hour and a half. it was one of
our usual awesome conversations, about life, values,
self worth, judging, life. we both agreed that we are
both pretty awesome. that was the best mom's gift i
could wish for. tata for now : )
ellen r quirk
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Date: Wed, 14 May 2003 07:37:57 -0700
From: Rachel Roffman <email-address-deleted>
Subject: Happy Hump day!
HEY PBs!!! Humpday - here's to hopin y'all get humped!
Ah, an important matter: GOOOOOODDDDD VIBES to those
in need...there seem to be many, so rather than name
ya, just know I read your post, and have been sending
vibes.
Treatment for those in need....well, its important to
be supportive to the ones you love, but they will only
be successful in their treatment when they are really
ready to work the program. My family and I went
through a lot with my brother's addiction issues and
this theory held true. He's now been clean for 3
years!! YEA Prana!! He's a great guy, but the drugs
took over and after much heart ache and such, it took
jail and a lock down treatment program, plus his own
heart and mind to get him on track. Of course we
supported him through the process, but it really was
entirely up to him. So, be supportive to your folks
who need help, whether depression or what not, but
understand it is truly up to them.
ER...guess that got heavy. Geez...I generally am not
a super heavy person.
yeah, so those of us who are unemployed right now - it
is rather handy for going to shows, huh? And other fun
stuff...today is a long bike ride for me, hopefully
before the rain!
Lizzybella!! I saw her play pool and kick John's
butt...she's bein modest...she rocks!! Maybe I will
bring my glasses and get a pool lesson next time
'cause she's my Pool GODDESS!! Smooches Ms.
Lizzybella!
Okay, so now I am re-listening to certain songs - who
was it that posted that about the reworking and
connections between tunes...very interesting food for
thought.
Any of you NY PBs going to the Chili Peppers in Albany
this Sat? Me and the Hubbbymonkey are heading that
way. I love the Peppers, plus Queens of the Stone age
are opening - love them too. But, like, what does a
head were to a show like that? Can I wear my patchies?
J/k haahaaa!
That bit of news about the Panic
raid...burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....What country is this? I
really did not think the Rave Act would be implemented
so quickly, but that is what is seems like. Scary.
And the SCI thing...that is really a bummer, cause it
makes the culture look "bad". I just wish folks would
think about how they conduct themselves and realize
that people who are threatened by this segment of
society see things like that and it just gives them
more to base their generalizations/prejudice on.
EP! Went heavy again!!
Gardening!!! So glad its time to play in the dirt
again! I just moved to this apt. in Jan. We have no
back yard cause its parking, so we do have a 5'x20'
flower bed and I just planted my butt off...I am so
stoked. Plus yesterday I planted veggies for my porch
container garden. Had dreams of gardening all night
last night.
Happy day all,
Rachel (Stoner bear...hahaa!)
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Date: Wed, 14 May 2003 11:02:26 -0400
From: Kelly Basile <email-address-deleted>
Subject: Pimp Juice and other musings on a Hump Day...
Happy Hump Day LadyBugs and Groundhogs...
Great Question: What is Pimp Juice? I really have not pinned down the actual
source of pimp juice but I am certain that it makes ya really wanna put your
feet on my rug, doesn't? (HAHA) Contray to popular belieif Pimp Juice is not
a homebrew from Deleware ;) It is the most recent single out on the charts
from Nelly's Nellyville Cd...and it seems to crack a few of us up
uncontrolably...
So I was allready to talk about the pants I was wearing yesteday because
they were LOUD!! They were really big and they kept "Swishin" as I
walked...so I tried to sit as much as possible yesterday...and when I had to
go to the bathroom I would walk really fast trying to confuse the
noise...but that only made it louder...So I was going to tell the story in
the context of the quite skirt I have on today...only just got back from the
bathroom (after nearly pissing myself laughin at a random beer funnel
comment) so as I was walkin thru the hall back to my glorious cubbie....all
I hear is "flap flap flap flap" ?!?!! I am making as much noise (if not
more) than I did yesterday....damn skirt with a slit in the front....I'd say
I was a slave to fashion but those that know me know all to well that that
is clearly a lie!! and while you would think that putting on a skirt top and
shoes wouldnt be that big of a deal I can say with clarity that my brown
striped top does not match my kaki skirt....toss in some birks and unshaven
legs and I am the poster child for what not to wear on "professionalism day"
at school....I wonder if I can turn noisy clothes into a reason to have to
leave early today.....hmmmmm
Jerry used to smoke, play scales and watch Captain Kangaroo....I did
too...although my granmother had some issues with the cigaretts and the
guitar was always way to big for my 4 year old frame....but I do love me
some Mr Green Jeans!!! and I also love reading the McNally book....so many
interesting facts in there!! It's not an easy read....I find myself going
over pages trying to keep names and places strait....but I cant seem to put
it down....
So I popped my lawngirl cherry last night...tons of fun I tell ya!! I cant
wait to figure that mess out!! Hello and Thanks for being so Fantastic!! to
all those I played with last night!! I have been praticing my bartending
skills for my new job ;) (i did a test un on dishwashing as well just in
case...haha)
So what else...Oh I know I have a question for the list....we are having a
small Lingere party for a friend of ours who is getting married...It's going
to be an easy night...no plans to go out...So I have been all over the
brides websited and have found some fun games but I thought I'd ask you all
for some suggestions as well....any games you remember that you really
loved?!?! hated??!!? let's hear it!!!
Anyone else find it funny that the Texas Dems are hiding out in Oklahoma?
Yoo Hoo Georgia Bitches...come out of the wood work...we want to party
down!!! (check the BB's or drop me a line)
One of the threads on Phantasy today is titled..."bangin' your ex girl's mom
question???" Priceless.
You Broke Mother Sucker!!
Ms Kelly
~It's times like these....
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Date: Wed, 14 May 2003 14:55:53 -0400
From: Brooke Wenth <email-address-deleted>
Subject: overseas travel??
hey people....what's up this week? i haven't really felt like posting -
don't have too much to say - looks like everyone else is feeling the same.
i was wanting to get your thoughts on overseas travel. i'm wanting to plan
some kind of trip that is very affordable. so far i've found going to dublin
to be the most affordable one. where have you guys gone and how were you
able to afford it (travel tips & tricks??) i have lived in alabama just
about all my life and now that i'm in nyc, i thought it might be cheaper to
fly outta here but maybe not. thoughts, rants, banters.....??
xoxo
brooke
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Date: Wed, 14 May 2003 14:55:54 -0400
From: Brooke Wenth <email-address-deleted>
Subject: overseas travel??
hey people....what's up this week? i haven't really felt like posting -
don't have too much to say - looks like everyone else is feeling the same.
i was wanting to get your thoughts on overseas travel. i'm wanting to plan
some kind of trip that is very affordable. so far i've found going to dublin
to be the most affordable one. where have you guys gone and how were you
able to afford it (travel tips & tricks??) i have lived in alabama just
about all my life and now that i'm in nyc, i thought it might be cheaper to
fly outta here but maybe not. thoughts, rants, banters.....??
xoxo
brooke
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Date: Wed, 14 May 2003 12:13:25 -0700
From: Rachel Roffman <email-address-deleted>
Subject: T. Chong in the news
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030514/ap_on_en_mo/tommy_chong
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Date: Wed, 14 May 2003 16:05:41 -0400
From: Kelly Basile <email-address-deleted>
Subject: Yoo Hoo Digest...where are you???
All right...for real...I am supposed to be a lurker...but where am I to lurk
if there are no digests?!?!?!
what gives...all you lucky school guys and dolls are all of a sudden on
summer vacation?!?! Where are all the Bitchin 9 to 5ers??? I know you all
are out there some where....just nod if you can hear me.
So i got stuck on the phone and stayed in durring lunch...boring...and then
I went out to pay bills...not as boring (cause i saw some poor kid being
hauled off down the sidewalk in handcuffs and one of the Jesus screamers was
out as well!!) but it did drain me of some funds....man I hate bills...I was
getting sprinkled on and was hopin I could use that as an excuse to go
home...but to no avail...wasnt nothing but a few drops...
Got a FANTASTIC 80's quiz for you all to take....thanks to kurtbudd
on the
phook...
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/quiz/80s_quiz.asp
I got an 84...I'm Brat Packin!! Woo Hoo....
Anyone ever see "Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown"?? It was my very
first foreign film when I was younger...I just bought myself a copy of it
last night!! I can't wait to watch it...it's hysterical...
Not much else going on in the Atlanta Federal Center...can I have lawngirl
on 2 different computers?!?! hmmm...this might get very interesting....
Love is comming....
Ms Kelly
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I'm a new day rising
I'm a brand new sky to hang the stars upon tonight
but I
I'm a little divided
do I stay or run away and leave it all behind
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Date: Wed, 14 May 2003 13:20:35 -0700
From: quirkymoonbeam <email-address-deleted>
Subject: Re: Yoo Hoo Digest...where are you???
Where are all the Bitchin 9 to 5ers??? I know you all
are out there some where....just nod if you can hear
me.
<<
its just too great of a responsibility for those of
who USUALLY do all the posting and keep the digests
going to always have to do it. and yes, things always
quiet down around this time of year as folks start
packing up and leaving school and going elsewhere. so
you folks who are around but never post need to start
doing it, because i'm quite sure there are many who
get sick of me posting all the time, and i'm one of
them!!! not that i'm not highly entertaining and
thought provoking, heh ; ) but seriously...i can't do
it ALL!!!
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Date: Wed, 14 May 2003 16:45:08 -0400
From: Brooke Wenth <email-address-deleted>
Subject: irratating
so my roommate's internship is over - i did an internship for the same
photographer last summer. she had an interview but lost the info about who,
what, where, when - so she went back up to joyce's to see if it was there.
while she was there she asked the sudio manager at her internship if she
could come in tomorrow before everyone got there and print/work on her
resume - megan said lisa didn't sound like she wanted her to do it. so megan
calls me and asks if she can come in here and do it - i say no.
this is the irratating part:
i've told her again and again and again.......your internship is over soon -
you should be spending as much time at the studio (where she interned) after
hours working on your stuff because you won't have access to all of the
resources/equipment afterwards and you'll be up shit creek - well of coarse
she didn't listen.
and now she wants me to feel sorry for her....'what am i supposed to do' is
what she'll say. she'll be lucky to get any kind of job and i certainly
would never hire her or reccomend her to someone in fear of it eventually
reflecting *really* bad on me.
why am i irratated?? because i tried to help her our and told her a few
times what would be best because i've been there and now i'm going to hear
how pitiful she is and i'll probably end up staying late after work on
probably more than one occasion (not that it's THAT big of a deal, but it's
one thing after another) so she can come in here and print her resume when
she could have taken care of that long ago. i will not let her come in here
when stephen is in - i have not asked, but i am sure that would not be
appropriate in the least
i have gone through the internship, the job hunts, and the interviews and i
have tried to help her in numerous ways and not once has she taken any of
the advice and everytime it's 'poor megan - nothing ever works out for her'
- well it's because she never helps herself. and let me tell you - it's sink
or swim/kill or be killed in this business in nyc.
i know i probably sound too harsh but i've tried to help her out so much and
pointed her in the right direction on numerous occasions and she won't do
anything but try and pull everything together at the very last minute and
then feel sorry for herself in the end. my biggest pet peeve is folks that
won't help themselves and i seem to attract them cause many very close
friends are like that - one in particular who i tried to help out over many
years and have finally realized that i can't do anything, they have to want
to do it for themselves. but i hate having to pick up the pieces in the end
every time. this is one time i am glad i don't have a boyfriend right now -
my roommate is enough of a drain.
i'll put my feet on your carpet.........bahahawahhhaha
ranting and raving.....
brooke
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