What are the words to "I Need a Mess of Help ..." ???

Date: Wed, 25 Jun 2003 15:48:38 -0500
Newsgroups: rec.music.artists.beach-boys
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I apologize if this has been discussed before:
I've read conflicting sources on the lyrics to the refrain of this song (the
words that are directly before the lyric containing the title of the song).
What is really being said?
Dave