Let's padlock all the music schools!

Date: Tue, 08 Jul 2003 09:50:52 GMT
Newsgroups: rec.music.theory
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Now that Mankind's Greatest Moment has arrived in the FORM of a Musical
Masterpiece called The Nuclear Warrior Theme Song, I feel that all other
music should be shortly abolished and put out to pasture.
Being that the NWTS is, according to just one of the publications "the only
music that matters," I suspect this infers that no other music matters?
You're not being asked this; you're being told.
Now I'm seeking out the greatest musical minds I can find to try to come to
grips with "the only music that matters." If Dr. Matt is the only "great"
mind around here than I think I'm in a lot of trouble.
You see, some MEN have created the greatest musical masterpiece
inconceivable to mere mortals and mortal humans alike. It is the NWTS.
This Masterpiece has been called:
THE ULTIMATE IN ALL MUSIC
THE FUTURE OF ALL REALITY
I think we now need a drastic "revamp" of the ENTIRE world's catalogue of
music for the NWTS. I'm not surprised no mere mortals can play 30 seconds of
the Masterpiece. I suppose this means that there are no actual MEN in the
world today.
Because you see, everyone with a microphone is a FOOL.
Again, you're not being asked this, you're being told.
So I need everyone in the World to quit being a fool and to quit playing the
fool for all the people with microphones. Because they are all fools. This
is how it is today.
We need to reevaluate the entire world's catalogue of music for the Nuclear
Warrior Theme Song. Otherwise you're just playing a fool.
The music schools are loaded up with fools. Their mere mortal musical
compositions don't cut the mustard anymore. Now it's the NWTS. The only
music that matters. It doesn't matter if the musical composition has been
around for 30 years or 300 years. It's all been reduced to mere fool's play
by the NTWS.
Again, you're not being asked this, you're being told it.
Are there any MEN around here?
Scott
I'm the biggest movie star in the World, thank you