Re: Magic Bus Tour 2003 (was Burrito BUS Trip!)

Date: Sat, 01 Mar 2003 10:14:28 GMT
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Where oh where is the Magic Bus?? Here's a peek into the trip journal...
...SO far..................................................................................................
Driver 9 says we're in MEXICO!! (but she didn't say who's driving...)
WHERE in Mexico is a good question, but we did make it across the
border, so if Bob's on the bus... wig and fake nose time, Bob-o!
We're wolfing down Monster Margarita's and Nachos; burritos in the
aisle of the bus ... along with some killer quacamole & several varieties
of quesadilla. Pleeeeeeeeze pass the Beano! or we'll all be tooting our own
horns louder that the Mariachi band that just got on board, to serenade us
(who sez you can't rock'n'roll to a Spanish guitar?). And if you prefer a
quieter serenade, Waffles and Clooney will team up on each side of your
head like furry earphones and PURR-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R.
Someone decided not to wear her bikini... and I'm just *druggo* enuf to
wonder if that means we can wear our birthday suits!! I think we picked up
a good supply of trashy men ... an excellent suggestion from Ronnie.
Catherine recalls the "wonderful country song with the lyric, 'I like my
women a little on the trashy side', so perhaps for some of our male members
(did I jsut say that?), we should pick up a few trashy women. Or perhaps
some of us ARE trashy women?"
After quite a detailed discussion of the difference between burritos & burros
(you eat one & ride the other) wafflycat promised she won't eat the one with
the hairy rear and the tail (so I *guess* that means all the kitties and poochers
are safe, too) Her three felines and her trusty bike are on the bus! (Waffles
will be serving chocolate mousies!) Hmmmmmm? That bike rack could come
in handy, if we just get creative!
So, who's driving, and more important, who's pouring the Margaritas???
Ginnie