My Hopes and Predictions!

Date: 18 Feb 2003 03:58:26 -0800
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Regarding the Filmfare award nominations..this is of course assuming
the hypothetical scenario that the Khalid Mohammed Filmfare Awards
oops I mean "Manickchand" Filmfare Awards are somehow respectable and
objective.But lets just play pretend for a bit...
() commments mine..
BEST FILM
Company (Hopefully this one,but then Khalid Mohammed is a retarded whore so
....)
Devdas
(This one will win!)
Humraaz ( The pickings sure are slim this year!_
Kaante (Is this a joke?)
Raaz (I beleive it is a joke!)
BEST DIRECTOR
Abbas-Mustan
Humraaz
(Not bad,but unlikely)
Ram Gopal Varma
Company
(Of course)
Sanjay Gupta
Kaante
(HAHAHA)
Sanjay Leela Bhansali
Devdas
(I repeat,Khalid Mohammed is a whore,you know what this means...)
Vikram Bhatt
Raaz
(I am surprised that the Ramsays were never nominated...) I dont understand,why wasnt Vishal Bharadwaj nominated for Makdee or
Rajkumar Santoshi for The Legend....
BEST ACTOR
Ajay Devgan
Company (I hope so!If the Zee Cine awards are any indication the public isnt
that retarded!)
Amitabh Bachchan
Kaante (Why?)
Bobby Deol
Humraaz (Better than usual but still no!)
Shah Rukh Khan
Devdas (You know how I feel!I think I forgot to mention that Khalid
Mohammed is a cheap filthy whore)
Vivek Oberoi
Saathiya ( I hope not!) BEST ACTRESS Aishwarya Rai
Devdas
(A vulture with makeup..but Khalid Mohammed ,I forgot to mention,is a
filthy whore)
Amisha Patel
Humraaz (Not all that objectionable!As long as it isnt Aishwarya Rai!)
Bipasha Basu
Raaz (Again why not any Ramsay movie actress?)
Karisma Kapoor
Shakti - The Power (Not bad,but not all that effective)
Rani Mukherjee
Saathiya (The closest contender to Aishwarya Rai)
BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORING ROLE
Amitabh Bachchan
Aankhen (Not likely)
Jackie Shroff
Devdas ( I hope to god ,no!But it is possible!)
Mohanlal
Company (If he doesnt get it,there is no justice!)
Sanjay Dutt
Kaante (Not all that bad,but not exceptional)
Vivek Oberoi
Company (Highly overrated debut!Dont see the big deal but its likely he'll
win ) BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE Antara Mali
Company (Good performance,BUT WHY ISNT MANISHA NOMINATED?!!)
Kiron Kher
Devdas (Puhleeze)
Madhuri Dixit
Devdas (For the first time,she doesnt look like a kothewali,but its likely
she'll win!)
Shilpa Shetty
Rishtey (Perhaps only nominated for "Apun ko bas.."!
Sushmita Sen
Filhaal (Havent seen)
Best Performance in a Comic Role
Govinda
Ankhiyon Se Goli Mare
(Didnt see)
Johny Lever
Humraaz (Not as good as LKLKBK,but still worthy!)
Mahesh Manjrekar
Kaante ( I hope he gets it!)
Paresh Rawal
Aankhen
Paresh Rawal
Awara Paagal Deewana
Best Performance in A Villanous Role Ajay Devgan
Deewangee (Good performance,however unlikely)
Akshaye Khanna
Humraaz (He is the best,I hope he gets it)
Manoj Bajpai
Road (Hes getting repetetive..)
Nana Patekar
Shakti - The Power (At first glance, it seems same as above but he was quite effective)
Shabana Azmi
Makdee
(Havent seen but is it always the case that this category is unisex?)
BEST MUSIC DIRECTOR
A.R. Rahman
Saathiya (Shouldnt there be a bar against being nominated for regurgitating
your own songs from another language film?Did he win in the Tamil
version?The music was good though)
Anand Raj Anand
Kaante (Ugh!)
Himesh Reshammiya
Humraaz (Probably the best of the lot,however Rahman will probably win)
Ismail Darbar
Devdas (Going to the bathroom to throw up)
Nadeem-Shravan
Raaz (Once again ,is this a joke)
BEST LYRICIST Gulzar
Film: Saathiya: Song - Saathiya (I cant beleive Gulzar wrote such odd lyrics!) (Cant comment on the rest)
Nusrat Badr
Film: Devdas: Song - Dola Re
Sameer
Film: Raaz; Song: Aapke Pyar Mein
Sudhakar Sharma
Film: Humraaz; Song: Sanam Mere Humraaz
Sudhakar Sharma
Film: Humraaz; Song: Tumne Zindagi Mein Aake
BEST PLAYBACK SINGER -MALE
KK
Film: Humraaz; Song: Bardasht Nahin Kar Sakta
Kumar Sanu
Film: Humraaz; Song: Sanam Mere Humraaz
Lucky Ali
Film: Sur; Song: Aaa Bhi Jaa
Shaan
Film: Kyaa Dil Ne Kahaa; Song: Nikamma
Sonu Nigam
Film: Saathiya; Song: Saathiya
BEST PLAYBACK SINGER -FEMALE Alka Yagnik
Film: Raaz; Song: Aapke Pyar Mein
Alka Yagnik
Film: Humraaz; Song: Sanam Mere Humraaz
Kavita Krishnamoorthy / Shreya Ghoshal
Film: Devdas; Song: Dola Re ( I have made my position clear on her:She should retire)
Kavita Krishnamoorthy
Film: Devdas; Song: Maar Dala (And never be allowed to return ...)
Shreya Ghoshal
Film: Devdas; Song: Bairi Piya